Thanks so much for coming to our first performance.
Here are some things you can do while you’re here.
Take an IQ test.
Repeat after me.
- Person
- Woman
- Man
- Camera
- TV
Did you say them all correctly?
No
Try again. You’ll get it this time.
Yes
Awesome! You’re probably the smartest person in the room.
Check out the set list.
I Stopped Watching The News
Corona Pool Party
Last Stand
Asymptomatic
My Covid Brothers
Fade Away
Hollow
Hollow is a new song that will most likely be on our next release.
American Carnage
Rabbits Run (maybe)
You Mother (maybe)
Buy a t-shirt.
Yes, you do need a new t-shirt, right now.
Black on Black Design – Belle & Canvas – 100% cotton – Men’s L, XL & Women’s L, M. – $20 at the show – Cash, Venmo, & PayPal accepted.

Buy us a beer.
Or, guitar strings, valve oil, drum sticks. Or come find us and let’s have a beer together.
Tell us what you think, about anything.
Other things you can do.
Be present.
Listen to the next band.
Hug your friends.
Explore the grounds.
Thanks for playing.

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